Um... My Sweet Cary-berry... I gotta axe you sumpin.... I would go down on one knee, but dere is gum down dere. Anyway. I know dat we are still kinda young to get wedwinked an we got alot of explorin' to do, but I don't wanna do no explorin' wid anyone else but you. So I was hoping dat maybe you would be my one and only, and I will be yurs. (and when we get aliddle older maybe we can get winked in Greece! unless we see someplace bettur!!!) And I promiss in front of eberyone here dat you will stay the brightest star in my sky!
CARY: *gasp* Dumpy I would be honored to be your future bride. I luff you more than the Sam Adams Beer.I have never been happier since I found you. You are the most catsome and wonderful kitty in the whole world. Greece? Could we honeymoon there? My dream has always been to get married in the football hall of fame. I am so thrilled and the ring looks beautiful on my paw. I am yours forever and ever. HOMELYNX |
