Frenchie: Hey Royal whatchu be doin out dere in de coad???

Royal: I gotta go git STOOOPID Lucy - hur be frozed to de seat ob dat snowmobile I had to borrow from JJ to git here

Royal: Lucy git yur hairy butt off dere and take dat ratfur rag off and git inside fur I kick mewr tailess butt

Lucy: AAAAAAARRRRR  WWEEEE DDDERE YYYET???  IIIII

CCCANNNA FFFEEL MMMY FFFEETZ UR MMMY TTTAIL

Royal:  Mew donna hab a tail mew dummy git in by de fire - Hurry we gotta tell dem what mwe seed befur it be too late!!!