"Howdy Ma'am my name is Dan
Dese here gurrlz asked me to show mew sumfin hehe"
Cary: "OH My Gawd!!! - has anybody gotta Sam Adams nefur mind
dis prissy wine crap gimme a beer and gimme it quick!."
"Whassa matter liddle lady aincha nefur seen a cowboy befur?
I hear mew like to ride, well I do too I like a big fast hoss between my legz - what do mew like?"